LINKDING

Removing clothes proves to be a challenging task in the small space the three of them share. There’s more than one close call with elbows and faces. Luke ends up with a knee to the stomach. Assad’s laughing “Sorry, sorry” into his mouth when Eric extricates himself from the couch.

The astronauts have braved the spooky dangers of space, jumped around on the moon, seen zero monsters, and returned to satisfy Richard Nixon's great and terrible desire for moon rocks.