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WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE — spritepepsi: had a dream last night that my alarm...

Date added
Dec. 17, 2021, 7:56 p.m.
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had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 timeshey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!